lzbth:

college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die

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Okay this is not a scam I need you all to help. If a picture of a cute boy can 2,000 notes this needs to get just as much

unexpectedtenderness:

Today a tornado hit Moore, OK. As of now, 24 children were killed at a school. I don’t know how many more causalities there are but help is needed. If you could please take a second and make a donation that would be wonderful. If you can’t make the donation let’s just get this circulating so followers can see.

Send your love.

Namaste,

WRL

https://donate.salvationarmyusa.org/uss/eds/aok

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cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

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honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

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