Marie. 21. FGCU. Vegan

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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Customers who suck down their diet cokes 3.5 seconds after I bring it… Diet coke makes you fatter bye

Customers who suck down their diet cokes 3.5 seconds after I bring it… Diet coke makes you fatter bye

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