Today’s Gender of the day is: dwayne the rock johnson being nice to dogs
- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: *goes on tumblr*
- me: *watches a movie*
- me: *reads a novel*
- me: *takes a nap*
- me: *climbs a mountain*
- me: *backpacks through europe*
- me: why am i not getting anything done
"And for my next trick, I’ll know what I’m doing with my life!”
The audience gasps and applauds. I am a master of illusion.
two guys probably
- bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
- bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
- bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude